So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have, I ask: “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY
honestly it’s gotten to the point where
is a more believable age transition than
if your feminism is about forcibly ripping the hijabs off of muslim women while screaming “I’M LIBERATING YOU FROM YOUR OPPRESSIVE CULTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” then i don’t want!!! any!!! part!!! of your feminism!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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