watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

familyfriendlyurl:

coolscar:

familyfriendlyurl:

why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.

captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman

wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

david-john-mcdonald:

lumos5000:

c-parks:

robmcdon:

spongebobsimonpants:

kellyeatworld:

guceubcuesu:

Moon…

Mercury…

Venus…

Mars…

Jupiter…

Saturn…

Uranus…

Neptune…

JUPITER. Holy fuck

What about if Earth had rings?

What would that look like

this is like porn i love space

Gallifrey…

Gallifrey

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

mtvnotbullets:

“Yeah, but nah.” - Australians. All of them.

amoying:

amoying:

what do musicians put on their toast?

jam

doctormagnuseverdeen:

musiclove4life:

philsmismatchedsocks:

andsoheismyjohn:

fancifullauren:

lonelywhiteasian:

nippush:

once a gecko fell into my shirt and i screamed like a girl

once a girl fell into my shirt and i screamed like a gecko

once a shirt fell into my girl and I geckoed like a scream

once a scream fell into my gecko and i girled like a shirt

once a shirt screamed into my girl and i fell like a gecko

once a gecko screamed into my shirt and I fell like a girl

This fucking website

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.