if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.
captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman
wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
JUPITER. Holy fuck
What about if Earth had rings?
What would that look like
this is like porn i love space
reblog if u understand this inspirational message
“Yeah, but nah.” - Australians. All of them.
once a gecko fell into my shirt and i screamed like a girl
once a girl fell into my shirt and i screamed like a gecko
once a shirt fell into my girl and I geckoed like a scream
once a scream fell into my gecko and i girled like a shirt
once a shirt screamed into my girl and i fell like a gecko
once a gecko screamed into my shirt and I fell like a girl
This fucking website
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.